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Jan 14
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i feel like a 70 year old asian man but these nasal strips really work!

i’ve said this once and i’ll say it again…i love 2am clean sessions! it feels good knowing that you’re going to sleep in a (somewhat) cleaner apartment. now all i have to do is clean the bathroom and i’m dunzo.

today during pe i was introducing myself to a class of adorable kindergarteners. i told them what my favorite color is, my favorite food, and lastly, my favorite animal. when i asked them if they had any questions for me they began raising their hands to tell me what THEIR favorite animal is…when i called on one particularly cute little boy he stated “i like turtles.” i find that those that do simply tell it how it is. there’s no fluff. it was hard not to laugh.

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