January 2012
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my blog has gone to hades since i started a twitter…if i ever think of anything that doesn’t get dumped onto twitter or facebook i’ll make sure to post here. otherwise…it’s been real tumblrs. i hope your life is a grand as you make it out to be on this thing:)
love, thejapanican
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it’s an incubus kinda morning…better than coffee…if i drank coffee.
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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“No. I don’t have anymore advice. I’ve given you all of my good...”
– 1986 david bowie aka jemaine dressed as 1986 david bowie
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my very last class of the day was kindergarten. for the elementary students i choose an MVP at the end of the class period for the student who behaved really well during those 30 mins. they get a star sticker and a little piece of green paper that is a “continental bill”. usually, i just find a name of a student who hasn’t received one yet for the term…today, during the...
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school lunch is legit! a slice of REAL pizza, a cup of pears, carrots, and some cheesy roll stuff i can put in tomato sauce…for $2.60. take THAT food pyramid!
one more hour of teaching and i can go home and sleep…or do homework. i’ve already had 2 kids cry and i have 2 classes left. anyone else?
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i caved (i actually lost a bet) and set up a twitter account. i love hashtagging everything. i think i’ll add hashtags to my everyday conversation. #hashtagsmakemelegit
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dear married women who post on facebook about how your husbands are the greatest,
please stop. i’m terribly sorry to tell you that your hubby isn’t the best. there’s another one out in the world at that same moment doing something better for their wives than merely existing. what we see when we read about how he went to 50 different stores to buy your lazy A your favorite ice...
i’m gonna be in bed by 10:05…what a great time to be alive!
story of the day (as related to me by my cooperating teacher). so, the teacher i work with/for used to work for a residential school that housed troubled teens. apparently she was telling her sister why these girls had to be in this place. she said that these 12-13 year olds were doing drugs, drinking, and sleeping around....
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currently reading the book. tim burton is producing the movie…i’m expecting great things.
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“Don’t do that” ~me, to my kids, when they do stuff.”
– rodney at large twitter
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spent some good money at h&m yesterday…
it’s a pretty happy place. i highly recommend it.
also went to pei wei for chinese and then had some in-n-out…those burgers are DELICIOUS.
that was my day. simple but delightful.
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“Dear world,
Some may say that blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is...”
– dear blank, please blank
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“In a surprise act of giving, Robin Williams donates his arm hair to Locks of...”
– fake yahoo news twitter
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i’m sorry this swears…but it was just too funny not to post! i like this a lot.
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i feel like a 70 year old asian man but these nasal strips really work!
i’ve said this once and i’ll say it again…i love 2am clean sessions! it feels good knowing that you’re going to sleep in a (somewhat) cleaner apartment. now all i have to do is clean the bathroom and i’m dunzo.
today during pe i was introducing myself to a class of adorable kindergarteners. i...
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i noticed that!
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“When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting...”
– conan o’brien
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“i’m not great at farewells….so…that’ll do pig.”
– tallahassee (zombieland)
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i had a dream last night where the nazis were still a force to be reckoned with and they were going to drop an atomic bomb where i live. instead of getting out of here, i just packed my things (why did i pack things?!) and waited with a huge group of people, which included all of the byu athletes, for the bomb to arrive. an airplane landed and instead of killing us all, out marched a group of...
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grouchy rabbit
signs that things aren’t going so well……..
you just discovered there’s no candy in the van
your toys just made three disney movies behind your back
you’re the last horcrux
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Watchi know some girls my age like this…should someone tell this girl’s father that his “honey boo boo” will die from liver failure at 25 while dancing around a pole? eh, it looks like he’s already given up anyway.
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i’m always just hoping she doesn’t notice…
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“some of the crazymaking games going on today are love and hate, liberalism and...”
– kurt vonnegut
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sleeping with the window cracked…one sheet and 3 blankets on top of me equals best night of sleep i’ve had in WEEKS! it also feels good waking up at 10 (12 my body’s time).
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2012 Horoscope Capricorn
General
This year would be generally a year of low profile for you. It helps you to enter a serene and peaceful atmosphere. You can go in for introspection and spiritual pursuits for the year. Much reflection can be done on your future prospects of the course of your life. You are likely to give up some of your projects that were dear to your hear this year. Your...
