July 2011
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“People who stutter should just think of it as God making a cool remix of their...”
– trolleycat twitter.
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June 2011
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Watch
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“being an attorney is fun, but it’s not as fun as being a magician.”
– fantastic fig
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“yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.”
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here's the update
it began with a trip down to ponderosa ranch in zions with kyle and leah aldous. good conversation then some harry potter:) got to the house and learned crafts with the mrs. then went to bed. woke up EARLY in order to go canyoneering. it was amazing! the hike down was a little harder than i imagined…but it was one of the best hikes i’ve been on. rappelling was the most fun though. even...
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what is love?
through the eyes of children.
“when you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down a little stars come out of you.” ~Karen, age 7
“love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he’s handsomer than brad pitt” ~chris, age 7
“love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” ~noelle, age 7
“love is when a...
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august 11th anyone?? i don’t really go to the twilight concert series in slc…but this year may be the year to start.
and don’t let the name fool you, this has nothing to do with the books or movies.
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“Expecting is the greatest impediment to living. In anticipation of tomorrow, it...”
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca well then i’ve lost the entire week…
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holy crap i forgot how good batman begins is…
it’s been a long day. a great day for a scooter (except i almost ran right into my boss’ car) so i sang chumbawumba on the way home.
zions day after tomorrow! i’m already getting a head start on my packing…
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i watched a video of the recently deceased macho man and he had some of the most motivational phrases i’ve ever heard…so i looked up randy savage quotes and here are a few of my favorites.
“We’re in space and space is the place!”
“You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!”
“The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh...
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spent the day searching for a book i need for a class so i can write a 4 page paper before friday. internship, class, and work from 8am-8pm tomorrow. friday i leave for zions!
this is keeping me going. i can’t wait to spend a weekend without a care in the world! and i get to spend it with the fantastically awesome aldous family:) the weekend cannot come fast enough!!!
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“i’ve never lit a match with intent to start a fire, but recently the...”
– all time low- jasey rae
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“Dear Young Me,
When you go to college, get a single room and stay away from...”
– dearyoungme.com
i don’t know why, but referring redheads as “gingers” will never stop being funny…
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Watchmy new hero.
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“the suspense is terrible! i hope it lasts.”
– gene wilder as willy wonka
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A firstgrade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be perfectly clear on my child’s homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at...
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next book on my list after i finish gone with the wind…
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i’m on the phone with my nephew and he took the phone to his room and he keeps saying “watch this!” and then i hear a crash a couple seconds later. i wonder what the age will be when he realizes i cant see anything from the phone…i also wonder how much damage parker the golfer/hockey player is causing.
i’m such a cool aunt…
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“If I could find you now,
Things would get better.
We could leave this town,...”
– yellowcard’s ocean avenue
when was the last time you listened to this album?
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random thoughts numero dos...
sometimes, i have dreams where i’m really really angry and i start cussing out the person who made me feel that way. “are you cussin with me right now?” i had one of those dreams last night. and in my dream i think to myself, “ahhh there goes the resolution. but i don’t care!” goes to show just how much new year’s resolutions mean to me
yesterday, i got...
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Watchif conan says he’ll do it…he follows through!!
and i love tim gunn.
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cartel-wasted
It’s 2:45, the baby takes his first breath The mother never knew he only had a few left and The father gets a call in the middle of the night His breath gets short and his chest gets tight But he’s 16, and he’s driving too fast Takes a turn to the left, it would be his last Nobody knows what happens if he turns to the right Nobody in the car would’ve died...
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“I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it...”
– yogi berra
i think this applies to more than just baseball…
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tomorrow’s final is a 4-6 page response to one of the 6 questions he’s posted using at least 4 of the short stories we’ve read throughout the semester as backup. my question…why do most short stories unhappy?
the stories i’m going to use:
“shiloh” by bobbie ann mason
“hands” by sherwood anderson
“an occurrence at owl creek...
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i just finished watching the first part of harry potter and the deathly hallows. the best of the bunch in my opinion. i have to say that emma watson is one of the most beautiful and classy women in hollywood right now. think audrey hepburn and grace kelly. i think we’ll be seeing her take on more challenging roles and blow us away. i also think she’ll end up being our next style icon.
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Watchproving girls can write good music
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my eyeball feels like it’s going to explode. i’m watching die hard while eating pumpkin cookies. as always, i should be studying. but i wish this was my life…
remember bruce willis in “the kid”??
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the killers-for reasons unknown
it’s always...
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“if your kids are fighting in the backseat, is it wrong to make a hard turn so...”
– tony hawk twitter
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i think running a long distance race is like giving birth. you hate it while it’s happening. you’re feel pretty good/accomplished after it’s over. once the pain subsides, you forget the trauma and you feel like you could do it again…
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whenever i’m watching a movie of apocolyptic proportions i wonder why there’s traffic build up on the streets leaving the big city. first, you really think you won’t get hit if you go into the country? second, why are you obeying traffic laws? there’s no reason. i think you’d be allowed to drive on the grass, curb or median if you want. would they really put you in...
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is this a dream?
every single room in this place has an infinity pool. it’s jade mountain st. lucia. you can go there! if you want to spend $950 and up nightly AND for a given amount of time. i wish i had money.
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guess who just woke up from a 4 hour nap? THIS GIRL. the half marathon was so much harder than i expected. but i did my best with the bit of health i have:) i saw many familiar faces along the way and that really brightened my spirits! there was one guy who yelled my name from a truck, but i just couldn’t recognize him…so, i’m sorry. and sometimes i swear people would yell my...
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Watchhow can you not love that face?
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Watchi miss the thursday night line-up…
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so as you might know full well by now…i’m running a half marathon on saturday. hopefully this cold’ll subside so i’ll be able to do it in full health. if not, at least my breathing should be fine DURING the run…anyway, i was reading 1 corinthians last night and i stumbled upon these passages.
9:24-” Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one...
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