May 2011
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the far side
my second favorite comic strip of all time… SO BRILLIANT!
May 31st
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May 31st
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i’m going to watch the eiffel tower sparkle:) on earthcam. it brings people watching to a whole new level
May 30th
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thanks to all the troops who have/are currently serving our country! your bravery is admirable and astounding:) ps i really needed this 3-day weekend.
May 30th
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“If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget...”
– ifyouwatchitbackwards.com
May 30th
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May 29th
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indiana jones. there’s not much more to say…he was a huge reason as to why i wanted to become an anthropologist. it wasn’t until college that i found out that that line of work is mostly paperwork. sexy, nerdy professor by day, sexy, scruffy adventurer by…other day… watching “raiders of the lost ark”.
May 29th
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May 29th
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“we’re gonna cook ANIMALS and then we’re gonna EAT THEM!”
– the kids playing “camping” outside my window
May 28th
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May 28th
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WatchWatch
mitchellgoldstein: 6:58:36 A.M. Eastern Standard Time Friday, May 27th, 2011 26.720504, -80.034150  mmmmmm. this is AMAZING.
May 27th
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SHUCKSEY DARNEY!! i finished my test in about 20 minutes…i guessed on about 75% of the questions. i despise when i don’t study the first time around and do all right but prepare like crazy for the second test and i know NOTHING. gag me. at least i’m home. and instead of running, as planned, i’m eating cake. the weekend is HERE! i’m coming over elsie, and i may not...
May 27th
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May 27th
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nestle art city days 5k run next weekend! most everyone i work with seems to be running or walking it…it’ll be fun!! weekend after will be the half marathon. boy am i not ready for that action. making an awesome cake tonight. pictures later. had a test today. have another tomorrow and then it’ll finally be the weekend…life es LOCO!
May 27th
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May 26th
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i slept til 8 and ate yogurt and granola while watching the news (aka the today show). i’m in clase…i stopped taking notes a while back and already won a game of spider solitaire. 2 suits. i looked up toms shoes and they have a TON of new styles…i just discovered that “paez” rhymes with rice…i’ve been pronouncing that wrong for a while now. i saw a little...
May 25th
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so today…i studied for 2 hours during my class for a test i have in another class on friday, i wrote two papers, i participated in 1 hour of zumba and ran 2 miles (yea sarah!)…i feel so accomplished. i AM accomplished!!! now i don’t have to do anything for the rest of the week…
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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The William Beckett: THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUE ROMANCE →
thewilliambeckett: The silence is a gift, but I only feel the void. Go ahead, give in. Pick up my things and stay the course. Others around me fight for their families without second thought or remorse. What is the truth about true romance? Is it written in chapters and stacked in sale-rack paperbacks, eaten up by…  i love when i read something that’s so simple and straightforward...
May 22nd
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no-brainer. he’s HIRED!
May 22nd
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yesterday i opened my front door to go check on my laundry…i saw an animal on the steps in front of me and my first thought was “dog? very large, fat cat?” no…RACCOON!!!!! i screamed and slammed the door shut. apparently we’re both terrified of each other because when i got my mind back and looked outside it was bolting down the stairs as quickly as it’s pudgy...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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i love this man. happy endings. here are some tips…if you’re ever riding a scooter in the rain DO NOT open your mouth to catch raindrops in your mouth. they’re little punches to your tongue! you’ve been warned. second, listen to the album all at once by the airborne toxic event. it’s fantastic. third, never move to utah. it rains too much.
May 20th
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May 20th
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i used spark notes the other day for a short story i didn’t read. one of the questions on the quiz was about a watermelon on the table. what happened to the watermelon? i had no idea. my obvious answer…it was eaten. WRONG! he slowly ate it in chunks. but doesn’t that still mean it wound up in his stomach? thus, he ate it! what more do you want from me teacher?! i’m not...
May 20th
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May 20th
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imagine my surprise when i saw, on the itunes homepage, “The Book of Mormon” under trending music…not exactly what i thought it was.
May 20th
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as i was reading through my blog i noticed i “reward” myself with food. more than i should. MUCH more than i should. it’s stopping…NOW. since i’m doing this i’m going to treat myself to some chocolate milk:)
May 19th
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May 19th
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“was bragging to my mom about how many good ideas I have when she cut me back...”
– rivers cuomo twitter the only twitter i follow…
May 18th
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“History buffs can visit famous General Stonewall Jackson’s resting place in two...”
– the amazing fact generator
May 18th
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May 18th
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“happiness is a warm gun”
– the beatles
May 17th
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i think this is funny this isn’t meant to upset the gingers of the world.
May 17th
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i saw a snake crossing the road yesterday. there’s a dead baby bird on the landing of my apt. a bug flew into my face while i was running today and DIED. i feel these are bad omens…but what does it all meeeaaaan?!!! the last one was a little gross. grosser for which living organism i know not.
May 17th
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May 16th
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WatchWatch
this show is pretty cliche but it DEFINITELY has it’s moments. i replayed this one a few times last night while catching up on episodes:)
May 16th
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“i’m gonna take that beard and give it a burial at sea and by burial at sea...”
– will ferrell on conan’s beard
May 16th
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May 15th
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just because i like lists
today was a day of friends… 1) i rode back to provo with 3 amazing people listening to good music, talking, and napping while the cool breeze blew our hair. this is for you josh, phyllis and dallin:) 2) i got a MIRACULOUS phone call from groom daniel who called me from his reception to ask me why i wasn’t there. my heart could’ve BURST from joy! i’m so proud and happy for...
May 15th
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May 15th
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lessons from goblins
fleet foxes is best listened to while driving through spanish fork canyon. it’s best to jump goblin to goblin without fear. ALWAYS check for more cave. after your eyes adjust…you’ll be able to see that it extends deeper into the crevasse. pony pony run run is fun. camping with 6 guys=endless fart/poop/penis stories and jokes. and somehow they’re always funny. ...
May 14th
i’m gone suckas!!!!
May 13th
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goblin valley tomorrow! i know they’re fairly tall…but i’m still gonna try and climb them.
May 13th
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since the royal wedding has died down a bit… fairy tales ARE true!
May 13th
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“You poked the bear girls. Poked the bear!”
– phil dunphy
May 12th
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