December 2010
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November 2010
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oh my land i’m feeling OLD! my knee is hurting…i thought only old people had knee pains…
admit it. i’m sly. our management company showed out apartment today. i made sure to ask if they were going to fumigate for the rodent infestation we’re experiencing.
someone put a tarp around their bike and everytime i walk up my stairs i see this big bulking thing to my left....
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AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A MOUSE RODENT IN OUR APARTMENT!!!!!! I AM SHAKING…thankfully i have mouse traps from last time…i’m keeping one in my room. i cant wait for the cat to be back…
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What do smart girls get?
Cats
– Alex and Phil Dunphy
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Without beauty, the terrorists have truly won.
– Christopher Walken as The Continental, SNL, 2003 (via damonator)
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watch the sky
“I’m lost at sea, the radio is jamming, but they won’t find me I swear it’s for the best, and then your frequency is pulling me in closer till I’m home and I’ve been up for days, I finally lost my mind, and then I lost my way, I’m blistered but I’m better and I’m home I will crawl, there’s things that are worth giving up, I know, but I...
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it's that time of year again... →
this is gonna be me tomorrow. it’s supposed to be hecka cold…BOO SNOW! at least it’s only a 2 day school week…:)
“i can’t put my arms down!”
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don’t EVER try to teach your dad a lesson.
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asjdeheioineio;fheveniao;sdrvn…in class right now wishing i had someone to message/text/communicate with…IT’S WEDNESDAY! i feel like i have arnold scwarzeneggers neck in his prime. i hope i don’t. i started thinking about my grades last night. i hope i’m doing as well as i think i’m doing. it may not be that great since i actually believe that going to class...
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if i buy a yellow outfit can i be the golden snitch??
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i’ve already posted this joke before…but i reread it the other day and it STILL makes me laugh…
“last night i dreamt that i was eating flannel cakes. When i woke up, my blanket was GONE!” ~kurt vonnegut
i had a dream the other night that i was in a boy band…they needed a female vocalist. i didn’t know the dance moves. it was stressful. last night i had 3 nightmares one after the other about my lesson today. i ran out of time and i hadn’t even taught the lesson! it was nervewracking.
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i’m all about the french right now…watched les miserables and am now starting the count of monte cristo. i remember thinking i was finally grown up when i first watched les mis. i’m not tired at all…i’ve been sitting for much too long on my arse making videos for my class. i’m trying to remember if i have homework…
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i’m watching “snl in the 90s”…this is one of my favorite dana carvey skits.
i got an 80 on my test this morning. worked on my “athletic stance”. worked for what felt like 7 years. ate some food. watched josh and todd work on their longboarding slides. bought some gum. tried to take a nap. failed. now i’m here.
i believe in racial profiling if you own a gun store…
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