January 2012
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it’s an incubus kinda morning…better than coffee…if i drank coffee.
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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“No. I don’t have anymore advice. I’ve given you all of my good...”
– 1986 david bowie aka jemaine dressed as 1986 david bowie
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my very last class of the day was kindergarten. for the elementary students i choose an MVP at the end of the class period for the student who behaved really well during those 30 mins. they get a star sticker and a little piece of green paper that is a “continental bill”. usually, i just find a name of a student who hasn’t received one yet for the term…today, during the...
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school lunch is legit! a slice of REAL pizza, a cup of pears, carrots, and some cheesy roll stuff i can put in tomato sauce…for $2.60. take THAT food pyramid!
one more hour of teaching and i can go home and sleep…or do homework. i’ve already had 2 kids cry and i have 2 classes left. anyone else?
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i caved (i actually lost a bet) and set up a twitter account. i love hashtagging everything. i think i’ll add hashtags to my everyday conversation. #hashtagsmakemelegit
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dear married women who post on facebook about how your husbands are the greatest,
please stop. i’m terribly sorry to tell you that your hubby isn’t the best. there’s another one out in the world at that same moment doing something better for their wives than merely existing. what we see when we read about how he went to 50 different stores to buy your lazy A your favorite ice...
i’m gonna be in bed by 10:05…what a great time to be alive!
story of the day (as related to me by my cooperating teacher). so, the teacher i work with/for used to work for a residential school that housed troubled teens. apparently she was telling her sister why these girls had to be in this place. she said that these 12-13 year olds were doing drugs, drinking, and sleeping around....
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currently reading the book. tim burton is producing the movie…i’m expecting great things.
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“Don’t do that” ~me, to my kids, when they do stuff.”
– rodney at large twitter
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spent some good money at h&m yesterday…
it’s a pretty happy place. i highly recommend it.
also went to pei wei for chinese and then had some in-n-out…those burgers are DELICIOUS.
that was my day. simple but delightful.
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“Dear world,
Some may say that blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is...”
– dear blank, please blank
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“In a surprise act of giving, Robin Williams donates his arm hair to Locks of...”
– fake yahoo news twitter
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i’m sorry this swears…but it was just too funny not to post! i like this a lot.
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i feel like a 70 year old asian man but these nasal strips really work!
i’ve said this once and i’ll say it again…i love 2am clean sessions! it feels good knowing that you’re going to sleep in a (somewhat) cleaner apartment. now all i have to do is clean the bathroom and i’m dunzo.
today during pe i was introducing myself to a class of adorable kindergarteners. i...
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i noticed that!
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“When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting...”
– conan o’brien
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“i’m not great at farewells….so…that’ll do pig.”
– tallahassee (zombieland)
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i had a dream last night where the nazis were still a force to be reckoned with and they were going to drop an atomic bomb where i live. instead of getting out of here, i just packed my things (why did i pack things?!) and waited with a huge group of people, which included all of the byu athletes, for the bomb to arrive. an airplane landed and instead of killing us all, out marched a group of...
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grouchy rabbit
signs that things aren’t going so well……..
you just discovered there’s no candy in the van
your toys just made three disney movies behind your back
you’re the last horcrux
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Watchi know some girls my age like this…should someone tell this girl’s father that his “honey boo boo” will die from liver failure at 25 while dancing around a pole? eh, it looks like he’s already given up anyway.
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i’m always just hoping she doesn’t notice…
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“some of the crazymaking games going on today are love and hate, liberalism and...”
– kurt vonnegut
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sleeping with the window cracked…one sheet and 3 blankets on top of me equals best night of sleep i’ve had in WEEKS! it also feels good waking up at 10 (12 my body’s time).
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2012 Horoscope Capricorn
General
This year would be generally a year of low profile for you. It helps you to enter a serene and peaceful atmosphere. You can go in for introspection and spiritual pursuits for the year. Much reflection can be done on your future prospects of the course of your life. You are likely to give up some of your projects that were dear to your hear this year. Your...
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i’m a half hour into the new year and i’m eating shrimp and bbq beanie weenies! way to start the year ashley! way to start the year…
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December 2011
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“Well, one of my New Year’s resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to...”
– liz lemon
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watch this! it’s possibly my favorite big bang theory moment! follow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlhHTdDqoBc
“it’s not enough is it??
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since it’s close enough to the new year and i know i won’t be completing anything else on the list before sunday…let’s go over what i’ve accomplished on the bucket list this past year!
#2 RUN A HALF MARATHON
#13 BE IN A PARADE (whoo bindery!)
#38 LEAD A TOUR OF ANYTHING
#54 GO ROCK CLIMBING (yay for my outdoor rec class!)
#55 GO...
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“They are dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing between my legs?”
saw sherlock holmes 2 last night. i was pretty impressed! just as good as the original if not better. jared harris as professor moriarty was a good choice. robert downey jr as usual was magnifique! smart, confident and quirky…recipe for...
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holy cow. new headphones, you make wolfmother sound so good.
the guitar is reverberating within my bones.
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A Christmas Tradition
some of my favorite quotes from my favorite Christmas movie…if you can guess it from the first quote you’ve got an A in my book
Randy lay there like a slug, it was his only defense.
Of course! Santa! The big man! The head honcho! The connection! Oh, my mother had truly messed up this time!
Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his...
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“Ah, Christmas Eve. The day the pilgrims had dinner with Santa Claus”
– steve carrell
due to the high amount of tweets i post from him…obviously i think he’s hilarious. follow him!
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1. What Child is this who, laid to rest On Mary’s lap is sleeping? Whom Angels greet with anthems sweet, While shepherds watch are keeping?
This, this is Christ the King, Whom shepherds guard and Angels sing; Haste, haste, to bring Him laud, The Babe, the Son of Mary.
2. Why lies He in such mean estate, Where ox and ass are feeding? Good Christians, fear, for sinners here The silent...
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A lil Christmas story
Sunshine in an Orphanage
Many years ago I found myself as part of occupation troops in a foreign land just at the end of a terrible war. It was not long after we arrived in this country before we developed a great love and concern for the people we were there to watch over. This was especially true of the young people, the children. Many times we would find them scavenging in our garbage cans...
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cory and topanga were my guide to what a relationship should be like as a teen…